Johannah have placed the call on loudspeaker, I heard Profit’s voice.
Profit’s voice: who are you talking to baby?
Johannah’s voice: am testing the mouthpiece, mommy.
She ended the call and I stared at the screen stunned. Thank God this girl no be my pikin, I put my phone inside my trouser side pocket and looked around the place some hookers were looking at me.
I whistled and walked inside the hotel, I went to were Simeon and Ugochukwu were drinking.
Two bottles of beer opened on the table, so na two bottles of beer them carry me come here.
I sighted the table from were I stood on the space were the bar is positioned aside, I was about to climb the three inches height podium when someone climbed the podium before me and headed to the table.
James turned back and saw me.
James: Honourable talk and do, you dey here too?
Me: I dey with James and my paddy man.
James: hope say you don see babe or my arrange for you.
Me: no worry, I no come for babes.
We both went to the table, one guy was dancing anyhow shifting tables with his weight out of drunkenness on the table.
James: Don-Simeon, pass me my bling bling, sharp sharp. I don sight the babe.
Don-Simeon: that one no be issue.
He removed one of the necklace on his neck and gave to James.
Ugochukwu: where you go na?
Me: na Profit pikin call me, na only two bottles ona order since?
Ugochukwu: you don see am, your gee no get money to order fifty bottles.
Me: the kind hungry wey dey catch me here ehnn.. Simeon, where person fit eat for this hotel?
Don-Simeon: na room service oh, if you no lodge them no go give you food oh!
I turned and left the pool side, Ugochukwu ran after me.
Ugochukwu: I no know say hungry dey catch me too.
Me: how you go know? you be married man na, go meet your wife make she cook for you.
Ugochukwu: jealousy jealousy, nothing fit stop our love.
I went inside the hotel and met the receptionist, the lady was just giving me one kind look like ona two be gay.
Receptionist: you are welcome, sir.
Me: ona dey lodge for half-day?
Receptionist: yes, who and you wan lodge?
Ugochukwu: see question, na two of us or you wan join us?
Me: ask am oh!
Receptionist: alright, sir. No be first time I dey see ona kind.
I no understand wetin she mean, we booked the room and went up to the room, we both entered and went for the telephone.
Me: respect yourself, give me the telephone.
Ugochukwu: I nodey give you.
Me: hope say you come with your ATM card because I no go pay for you.
He touched his pockets and discovered that his ATM cards are not there, he hand over the the telephone and I placed the order of fufu and egusi soup for both of us.
I settled the table before me and adjusted my belt, and anticipated for the food.
Ugochukwu: see the way you prepare like person wey wan go war.
Me: wetin you expect when you don keep me hungry since afternoon?
A lady brought the food and served us, me I no wait make she disappear before I pounced on the food.
After I eat finish I drank the water and rested for some minutes, I ready myself to go sleep for my yard.
Ugochukwu: you wan commot?
Me: you wear eyeglass of blindness? I wan go my yard go sleep.
Both of us left the room and paid the receptionist, two of us walked to my yard. When I got there I saw Teacher sitting on the frontage whistling.
I went inside my room with Ugochukwu and prepare myself for sleep.
I come dey wonder why PHCN no wan bring light, I lay on the bed and slept off.
Around 12:15am Tony started his madness.
Tony’s voice: hello contractor…. Aahhh…. the two million contract…. you don’t have to worry I am engineer Tony…. oh my boys are on it…
Ugochukwu: who dey make call like that?
Me: you dey ask me?
Ugochukwu: person nofit sleep for this your yard in peace?
Tony was making call mentioning billions and millions disturbing everyone’s sleep.
I started hearing loud bangs on his window, Tony became silent immediately.
Ugichukwu: whisper to me wetin dey happen?
Me: I whisper back thieves.
Loud voice: open this window!! I will shoot you!!!
Click Here To See The List Of Our Completed Stories
DONATE TO US!
HELLO DEAR, DO YOU NEED ANY ASSISTANCE?
Always Use The Search At The Top or Bottom of This Page To Find Any Story Part You Need. Just Type The Name Of The Story You Are Looking For. And Boom, You Have It.
For Your Easy Access, Save Or Bookmark Our Website CoolStories22.Com On Your Favorite Browser, So That You Can Easily Re-visit Daily.
SHOW US LOVE!: