MR HENRY, THE CAPTAIN NIGERIA – Hilarious! … (18+) … Part 11



Chairman: “Hey,Felicia. How are you?” he said disinterested in anything she was offering. It irked her but she was determined to really get what she wanted.
She started by getting his attention first, asking for some money to support her business.
First Lady: Chief, I need about N250 Million to support my new container from China and U.S. It should arrive in about 3 weeks time
Chairman: Woman, what do you need such huge amount for?
First Lady: “My business na! what again
Chairman: But you once told me of N100 million interest you made last month. How about that? Can’t you use that to support your business. Chai, women eeehh!” Chief was staring at the ceiling and pointing finger to the roof.
I really pity Nigerian Men … Our women be like … If a Nigerian Man has N5,000 in the house and his wife has N257,000.. Do you know that the total amount of money in that house is still N5,000 ….. hmm.. Nigerian Men reading this AdeLove Stories, are we together?
His Wife hissed at the facts, she was less concerned.
He dropped his suite case, took off his Kaftan and was about entering the bathroom when she charged at him and smothered him with kisses- he responded but not in the way she wanted. She pushed on and even jumped on him. She kissed him wildly and attempted for them to fall on the bed but Chairman pushed her off and she landed on the bed,
“Please, I can’t do this right now. I’m so tired!”
She started crying,
First Lady: “what’s your problem eh? What have I done wrong?”she jumped from the bed and stood on his way, “are you seeing someone else?”
Chairman: “Felicia,please, I don’t have strength for any form of argument right now,please! I have head ache.”
She pulled off her nightie and stood before him bare and clung to him,
First Lady: “You must have me!” she struggled with him until they fell on the bed,
Chairman struggling to be free with his pot belly yelled,
Chairman: “what’s wrong with this woman,eh? Have you had too much wine to drink?” she was too strong for him to push away easily, “I’ll scream ooo! I’ll shout rape oo!” Abi you wan be the first wife to rape her husband?
She forcing herself on him,
First Lady: “Shout and I’ll tell the whole world how you have starved me and how you have refused to perform your duty as my husband.” She held him with all of her strength.
Chairman: “Felicia,wait! Wait! Okay let’s do!”
First Lady: “You promise?” he nodded, she quickly mounted on him,
Chairman: “No na, lemme be on top.”
First Lady gave him a gape,
First Lady: “and you won’t run, “he nodded, “You promise?” he nodded; they were both sweating.
She fell on her back and he removed his trousers and singlet leaving just boxers and mounted on her. He kissed her and she bent his head over; in an abrupt manner he bolted out of the bed into the bathroom like a flash she fled after him but he had quickly shut the door. He was panting inside. She hit the door swearing and cursing,
First Lady: “John, God will punish you! It’s me you’re starving eh? God will not forgive you.”she flung herself to the ground and started weeping, “I swear John I must get a lover. Very young and fine!”
Chairman who was still catching his breath yelled,
Chairman: “If you try it eh! I’ll divorce or marry a second wife. This is Africa, women don’t have the right to cheat!”
She shit back,
First Lady: “That’s before but not anymore. John it won’t be well with you ooo! I swear!”
She walked to the fridge and brought out a bottle of Whiskey returned to her position and opened it drank directly from the mouth,
“Your punishment is that you’ll keep inside there!”
He responded quickly,
Chairman: “ It’s better I sleep in here than to be assaulted by my wife! I will shout out to the world and let them hear! Man raper, that’s what you are!” He fired back.
First Lady: “so be it!”she continued drinking and sobbing.
Chairman had slept off in the bathroom. He woke up at about 1 am and the place seemed quiet it looked like First Lady had dozed off too. Peeping, he opened the door gently and withdrew his head when he heard as if she was mumbling some words. It wasn’t so she had passed out after drinking half of the content in the whiskey bottle. Pouting his lips, he open the door, jumped over her, he looked at her to be sure she was still alive,
Chairman: “ Oh she is still alive!”he spanked her a little on the butt, “this is for making me sleep in bathroom. Stubborn woman!” he raised her staggering and fell with her on the bed,
First Lady: “God wee punis…”she was sleep talking, he paused and stood up after she had dozed off again.
Quickly he made for the door and ran out.
After three weeks of being discharged from the hospital, Henry sat down in front of Shola’s house thinking of what to do.- he’d fully recovered. He couldn’t relax and depend on her to fend for him. It was insensitive.
Henry: “Yes, this is it. I’ll go there first thing tomorrow morning,” he said.
The idea of becoming a commercial taxi driver had popped up and he decided to visit the park the next day.


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