Archives for Jokes
THE BIGGEST CLUB IN THE WORLD NOW IS ………
Watch this funny video. You will roll on the floor
I Went To Buy Recharge Card From One Aboki Who Sells Stuff On My Street
When I got there he was arguing with another Aboki, suddenly he turned to me and said “oga abeg, shebi na Toothpaste Marry Animal Calling” I have never been so…
She Can’t Even Spoke Common English
A lady who is a contestant can't even speak common English Watch the video below
AM I fINISHED?
I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the Casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she…
When A Pretty Lady Moves Into Your Neighborhood (Photos)
Guys look, the moment they sighted a pretty gal/lady in their neighbourhood. When she first greeted them “good morning” The way at which guys analyse the babe Butt and b00bs…
YESTERDAY MY GIRLFRIEND CALLED ME
Yesterday my girlfriend called me, hello baby! Am so hungry right now please can you come to my house and when coming please buy a big chicken so that I'll…
BOKO HARAM AT CELE?
As told by Mr Five I never actually planned for what happened. I left my residence at Ejigbo that very morning with only five hundred naira (for those who don't…
As My Soup Was Almost Ready For Breakfast , A Lizard On The Wall Fell Into The Soup
As my soup was almost ready for Breakfast , a Lizard on the wall fell into the soup in this period of Lockdown? i angrily searched through the soup and…
A Father Passing By His Son’s Bedroom, Was Astonished To See …
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on…
She Removed My Shirt, I Kept Quiet
She removed my shirt, I kept quiet She removed my trousers, I kept quiet She removed my singlet, I still kept quiet Then carefully she removed my boxers and that's…
TOASTING ACCORDING TO PROFESSION
Which one killed it?? DOCTOR - My eyes are so focused on you like I'm carrying out an operation. Your love runs through my veins even without an injection. My…
Akpos And The Lecturer
Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At the first day of lecture, the following conversation erupted….. The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing some…
If You Introduced Me To Your Parents And Later Dump Me
1)If you introduced me to your parents and later dump me, I will continue coming to your house, I can’t leave your parents because of you * 2)Oh God, the…
I’m Coming To See You, Honey
ME : I'm coming to see you honey. Girl : Alright baby. ME : I love you, I can't wait to see 'm getting ready to leave now. GIRL :…
Early Morning Husband Woke Up And ….
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. Jogging…
DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST
AMERICAN POST: Hello, my name is Michelle Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please recently I am falling…
DIFFERENT BETWEEN NIGERIA AND AMERICA
AMERICA MOM: Junior JUNIOR: MOM: Please go to shop nearby and buy me a bathing soap, buy me I think it's $5 dollars or But just take this $10 JUNIOR:…
AS E DEY HOT
To all virgins who are wondering what sex is like. Well it's 10 times the feeling u get when cleaning ur ears. I wonder why girls with big breasts suspects…
My Girlfriend
My Girlfriend and I were in a cab when a man farted, immediately all passengers came down and started looking for air.
I AM NO LONGER A VIRGIN
A little girl told her parents ..the family was at the dinning table the little girl 10 years old girl wasn't eating and had her head bowed down with the…
I Got Home At Midnight And Knocked On The Door
Wife: Go back to where you are coming from! Me: Open the door or I will throw myself into the swimming pool! Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you…
Reason I don’t Greet Old People
Reason I don't greet old people Just greet an old Igbo woman and she will tell u the story of your generation like; Morning nwam,bia,is this not okechukwu the son…
So Because You Met Amadi In An Eatery, Eating Oha Soup, You Decided To…
So because u met Amadi in an eatery, eating Oha soup, you decided to save his number with *Amadioha* Sister y? . . Immediately u start saving small BOOM! You…
Even If You’re Dating A Funny Guy, Your Relationship Will Still Be Boring If You’re Not …
For Example, me and she Non entertaining girlfriend . ME : Hello love . SHE: Hi . ME: How are you? . SHE: Fine . ME : How was the…
BREAKING NEWS
What is this Country turning 't believe this is They are now in Abuja oooo! This happened in Ile Ife this evening. A lady called a shoe maker to help…